Pairing Meme: FE7 Time

[mark_asphodel]

Uh-oh.  I must be crazy to do this... posting my public opinions about the game that most of you hold dearest to your hearts when I've never unlocked Hector mode or played Hard Mode anything or unlocked most of the support convos or lived for years immersed in Elibe.

So, just take into account that these are all my own personal opinions and biases, mmmkay?
 
- One True Pairing Ship
- Canon Ship
- "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
- "You are one sick bastard" Ship
- "I dabble a little" Ship
- "It's like a car crash" Ship
- "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
- "Makes no canon sense but why not" Ship
- "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship

OTP 'Ship: 
Don't have one yet. 

Though I must confess to a very strong preference for Hector/Lyn for political reasons.  I am not terribly taken with either Lyn or Hector as personalities (no, really) and their "courtship" contains some elements that annoy me.  But Lyn's various endings irk me greatly with regards to the fate of Caelin, and I much prefer the idea that Caelin passes to Lyn's own daughter rather than believing that, after fighting a struggle over her rights to Caelin in which people died, including decent people who were on the wrong side, she just "pulls a Nyna" and runs away to suit her own interests.  The idea that Lilina's ultimate role of unifying all of Lycia begins literally at home, with the union of her father's Ostia and her mother's Caelin, also pleases me.

Canon 'Ship:
Gotta go with Pent/Louise.  They're sweet, they're canon... they might be morons for messing around in wartime but I guess Klein's age was predetermined and that's how the timeline shook out.  And apparently Clarine turns out to be rather obnoxious.  But these two have some especially touching retreat quotes and I really don't understand why some people loathe them.  And Pent's cute.  

Spork 'Ship:
Oh, god.  So many of these.  If there's Matthew/Guy involved, I'm not reading it unless I really, really trust that author and have some kind of motivation to even be reading it.  Heath/Legault, same deal.  Kent/Sain, same deal.  Anything involving "sex" and Karel, same deal.  And the reason for all these is the same-- overexposure to bad fanfic back in the day when I was plowing through ffnet looking for anything related to the "Akaneia" games.  I saw enough M/G, H/L, and K/S that the 'fic summaries started to give me hives.  And use of Karel often just seems to be an excuse to be exceptionally gross.  Heath/Legault might be a fine pairing in some respect, but at this point, I just don't care what its good points are and I don't want to read it.

Sick Bastard 'Ship:
Some authors write things involving the morphs.  Some of these stories are really not that bad.  Some of them are.  Eliwood/Limstella was the centerpiece of a surprisingly thoughtful 'fic that threw FE6 canon out the window.  I'm still not sure whether I enjoyed it or not, but I certainly finished it.  Though it might have just been the realism of that story that impressed me, rather than the pairing; the author didn't hold back at all when inflicting dysentery upon Eliwood, and a lot of writers just wouldn't try.

Dabble 'Ship:
I'd kind of like to see some solid 'fics featuring Erk and Nino post-game.  I can see why no one writes it (the overwhelming predominance of Jaffar/Nino), but I like the possibilities.  He's very sweet with her... the picture book and everything.  Aww.

Car Crash 'Ship:
Eliwood/Fiora and Eliwood/Lyn.  Because of, you know, Ninian.  Eli/Fiora I sort of fancy on its own merits (and because I rather like to be weird), but I've finally fallen into the camp that says that, yes, Ninian really is Eliwood's True Love and he won't ever be the same if she goes through the Gate.  Eliwood/Fiora is going to be problematic (and boy did I like "Fools Rush In" by sacae  for tackling some of the problems), and we know it can't possibly end Happily Ever After.   As for Eliwood/Lyn, I don't believe them to be anything more than dear friends, and while I can appreciate the fictional possibilities of Eliwood turning to his best friend for comfort, there are again going to be Issues.  And this one doesn't end so well either.

Also, realistically?  Hector/Farina is going to be like a fifty-car pileup in the center of Ostia.

Harken/Isadora has the hint of screeching metal and burning gasoline around it, too.


Not Sold 'Ship:
Lots of pairings, really.  I dunno.  Erk/Priscilla?  

Why Not? 'Ship:
Friends have successfully made the case to me that Sain/Florina ought to have been a viable option.  Sain is, whatever his quirks, a gentle man as well as a gentleman and would treat Florina very well.

Also rather liked shining_valor 's take on future!Pent/Louise wherein Pent is all wrapped up in his studies and Louise is consoling herself with Erk.

And finally-- I like Hector/Serra, dammit!  That's another one that should've been canon.  It's loopy and whacked-out and there's such poignant depth behind Serra's confabulations and I.  Just.  Like.  It.  [FWIW, Serra = an evolution of FE3's Melissa with more than one facet to her personality.]

Not Feelin' It 'Ship:
I understand why people gravitate to Kent/Lyn (well, for a start, it's about the only marriage ending that doesn't assume that she DIES), but in spite of the many fellow writers who have made the case for it, this pairing is something I like and read only on an intermittent basis.  A handful of stories have connected with me emotionally, but most don't, and I think the problem is mostly that I'm not especially taken with Lyn.

Same thing with Hector/Florina.  This is a "type" of pairing (super-shy and gentle girl, big lummox of a guy) that fails to move me in general, and while individual stories have touched me, as it stands I consider this to be the least preferred of Hector's canon-pairing options.  As in, "I'd rather see him with Eliwood."

While Raven/Lucius can be done decently, usually it just seems like an excuse for stereotypical seme/uke garbage.  Again, I trust some authors in particular and don't bother with the rest.

[I can tell when I'm really only connecting with particular stories and not with a pairing based on whether or not I bother looking for fanart.  If it's purely the writer, I ain't digging up fanart for that couple, because it's not really the couple that clicks for me.]

Finally, Nino and Jaffar?  Yeah, I know it's one of those canon-preferred things where you're really supposed to go with Jaffar even if Erk is technically an option, but it leaves me quite frigid.  I wouldn't say I hate it, exactly, but I don't react well to it and I can't entirely say why just yet. 

There.  I did it.  Meme's done, unless I'm going to half-ass my way though Jugdral.  Not touching Tellius with a ten-foot pole.

Comments

[shining-valor.livejournal.com]

Ah, don't worry about yourself - I already said I won't do anything to hurt you. Just kinda been on the wrong end of a headache all day... so it kind of leaves me on edge and with weird and non-translatable humor. Fail me.

To be honest, I don't really like the whole retcon myself. It does restrict things and basically makes the characters seem like cannon (canon) fodder to support the story. Anyway, don't take my grumbling too seriously - I do respect people having opposing opinions to mine.