That Bro-King Business...

[mark_asphodel]

 Holy hell, you guys.  I'm ecstatic that FE8 has a meme that doesn't involve Gheb in any way, shape, or form, but I can't keep up with reading your brainwaves.  I don't know how you all post that fast.

Alm would make a good bro, so it's sad that nobody's invited him to the fun.  I'm not sure Cellica is she-bro material, exactly, but she would get along nicely with Eirika, I'm sure.

Marth, unfortunately, is not capable of being bros with anyone other than MyUnit, and MyUnit is persona non grata around all self-respecting canon characters.  So Marth doesn't get to join in the fun... but he's used to that and probably won't notice.

But Alm really ought to get an invitation to the Bro-King Club.  :(

ETA: I need to resurrect that Generic Lords Club plotbunny I've been toying with since 2009....

Comments

[hooves.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who Gheb even is. And I'm the one who filled the weird-ass disturbing troll prompt on the kink meme. SO WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME. Not sure I got far enough in the game? But maybe I did. IDEK.

[mark-asphodel.livejournal.com]

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-_-

*DIES*

[hooves.livejournal.com]

N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MARK!

*Casts resurrection*

[mark-asphodel.livejournal.com]

*wakes up*

I am now officially terrified.

[hooves.livejournal.com]

Terrified of me not knowing who Gheb is, the prompt, the three-minute trollfic, or because you're now a zombie?

[mark-asphodel.livejournal.com]

The three-minute trollfic, of course!

[writerawakened.livejournal.com]

Gheb was a being of pure energy sent by Latona to test the patience and faith of man. Latona did this so that She may find one kind and selfless enough to love even the most detestable creature.

...well, that didn't work out too well. Five years after his death, after the war had ended, peace returned to Magvel...or so the people thought. Deep in the bowels of Grado, beneath the earth in caverns engulfed in flame, a group dedicated to the dark arts gathered, seeking a way to bring back to life the greatest evil the world has ever known.

[hooves.livejournal.com]

Wait you didn't expect that did you. DID YOU. My fill was a troll-fill anyway. If you didn't read it.

[mark-asphodel.livejournal.com]

Oh, I sure did. I just had to see what someone had dared do with that prompt.

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[samuraiter.livejournal.com]

*steeples fingers*

You are more ruthless than I imagined, Ms. Manna.

Good. *Emperor face*

And Wallace has gotta be a bro.

[xirysa.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Wallacebro.

That is so terrifyingly awesome on so many levels.