Pointless List Is Pointless

Since I am having a crappy day, here is a pointless list:

Five Signs You Are Reading a Mark of the Asphodel FanFic:

5) Everyone has normal-colored hair

4) Old people

3) Long-haired angst-ridden myrmidon types inexplicably absent

2) Frustrating open endings where nothing is completely resolved and Something Bad is imminent

1) Catria sings