Pairing Meme

[mark_asphodel]

Mmm.

Yeah, I could use the distraction:

1. My "gods, I hate you so much, let's fuck right now" ship:
2. My fluff ship:
3. My weird ship:
4. My lame ship that I love anyway:
5. My illegal ship:
6. My master/slave ship:
7. My morally questionable ship:
8. My ship that is totally cliché but I don't care:
9. My more-than-family-love ship:
10. My ménage à trois:
11. My "too bad it can never happen" ship:
12. My friends-with-benefits ship:
13. My "first time" ship:
14. My "they're both so deliciously mean" ship:
15. The ship that everyone loves but I don't:
16. The ship that I'll rip my eyes out with a spoon if it happens:
17. The ship I can't believe I read and liked:

Comments

[samuraiter]

I'll jump backwards in time a bit and give you Gundam Wing.

[mark_asphodel]

1. My "gods, I hate you so much, let's fuck right now" ship: I really don't like assuming this dynamic unless the canon evidence is present. I've read too much shitty Heero/Zechs and Wufei/Treize to go for it, really. MAYBE Trowa with Midii Une?

2. My fluff ship: Duo/Hilde <3

3. My weird ship: Heero/Trowa. I find this MUCH more plausible than the old standby 1X2. And sexy. Trowa. Rowr.

4. My lame ship that I love anyway: Always kind of liked the idea of a positive diplomatic marriage between Quatre and Relena or Quatre and Sylvia Noventa.

5. My illegal ship: Almost no surviving character in this is over the age of 19.

6. My master/slave ship: I always kind of wondered if Une didn't have some fun with Trowa once he infiltrated her squad and impressed her with his talents. I'd have some fun with him if I were Une.

7. My morally questionable ship: Dorothy/Relena. Anything involving Dorothy is questionable.

8. My ship that is totally cliché but I don't care: Trowa/Quatre

9. My more-than-family-love ship: No.

10. My ménage à trois: Not really. Maybe a big wine-fueled Treize/Une/Zechs/Noin party.

11. My "too bad it can never happen" ship: Wufei/Meiran. Poor kids.

12. My friends-with-benefits ship: Noin/Une, after Une gets her head together. Wufei/Sally Po, though in my head that evolves to more.

13. My "first time" ship: It's been jossed, but the Heero/Relena installment of "Lemon Wing" is probably my favorite "first-time" story ever.

14. My "they're both so deliciously mean" ship: Une/her pistol

15. The ship that everyone loves but I don't: Heero/Duo. Don't see it. Sorry. Nope. Definitely not canon. Nope.

16. The ship that I'll rip my eyes out with a spoon if it happens: Anything with scientists molesting the pilots. NO.

17. The ship I can't believe I read and liked: Wufei/Relena.

[samuraiter]

I'd have some fun with him if I were Une.

....

Une/her pistol

And people wonder why I'm never entirely comfortable with having Une on my side in any of the Super Robot Wars games, heh.