Sunday Crack Meta: MyUnit's Baby Daddy

So, in their third and final support conversation, MyUnit tells Marth that she wants to have his babies.  Oh, wait, mistranslation.  Sorry, she says that if she has children, they will serve Marth's kids the way that Chris served Marth.  So, after the war, Chris and Katarina settle down and--

Wait.  Little problem there.  As much as I'd like to shrug this off by saying, "Chris fails biology forever," I do admit I'm intrigued by the dilemma of what a patriotic young knight is going to do when she and her partner aren't equipped with the bits to make little future knights. 

And then I find out that female!Chris has a special support network of five eligible men that male!Chris lacks.  What.

( I'd say our girl Chris could teach Priscilla a thing or two. )