BadFic Idea of the Day

I hope the next fe_contest challenge is really screwed up so I can deploy this puppy:

FE12/Ranma 1/2 fusion, featuring Palla-Catria-and-Est as the Tendo sisters and Chris (MyUnit) as Ranma.

Seriously, I'd been wanting to do a Tendo sisters riff for months-- motherly Palla as Kasumi, mercurial Est as Akane, and Catria as Nabiki.  Heck, even the hairstyles match for Est and Catria.  But it didn't get off the ground because no one in Archanea is right for Ranma.  Certainly not Abel.  Certainly not Marth (who doesn't really fit in AUs-- if the blood of Anri doesn't matter, neither does he).

But I was looking at the new screensaver of Marth flanked by male-type!Chris and female-type!Chris, and the male/female thing rang a cracked bell in my mind.  Because training-obsessed, sushi-for-brains Chris is the best match for Ranma that the Archanea-verse has ever coughed up.

Oh, and Ukyou?  TOTALLY Linde.

Yes this means all these attractive female characters are drooling over Chris. Oh well.