Fire Emblem Dream Story

OK. I don't dream about Fire Emblem much, or at all. I think I've had a few gameplay-based dreams over the months. But last night, I had a doozy.

I'd cut to spare your eyes, but my new version of Safari is being weird on me. So, avert the eyes, you who are faint of heart and weak of stomach!

[Not kidding!]

[No, really, it's awful!]

Kyle/Ephraim. XXX-rated Kyle/Ephraim. Kyle on top. In my walk-in closet.

@_@

I don't even ship that.