A Little Light Entertainment
Oct. 27th, 2011 02:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mark_asphodelThe Third Circuit Court apparently owns three (3) movies, possibly on VHS. Today's menu was to be Jurassic Park, Men In Black, and Miss Congeniality; my most excellent spouse swears that these films were on rotation the first time he got called to jury duty in the Aughts. I made it through about 93% of that last-named feature before they sent me back to my day job.
I had actually never seen Miss Congeniality before. A.O. Scott of the New York Times called it "happily, deliberately second-rate, as if its ideal audience consisted of weary airline passengers," and I must say that's a correct assessment. When you're in a fluorescent-lit cinderblock holding tank of bored and restless fellow citizens, already done with your mystery novel and denied access to a smartphone, Sandra Bullock's silly beauty pageant story is, at least, diverting.
But, my god, is that film offensive. I cannot even call the characters cliches-- they're strawmen, parading around to teach us all some Lessons, though damned if I can tell what those Lessons actually are. I think there was something in there about not being a truly liberated woman without the assistance of hair gel, stiletto heels, and a binge'n'purge sisterhood pizza party. No thanks. I'll stick to "equal pay for equal work" and "equal protection under the law" and that sort of thing.
I think the worst moment was when one of the rejected beauty contestants-- Miss New York?-- leapt up on stage and proclaimed herself a lesbian, with a shout-out to her girlfriend in the audience and to all the lesbian girls watching, with the message that they too could "make it." It was a horrible moment, because the way it was staged gave me impression that the audience, along with the onscreen camera crew, was supposed to find this public outing revolting, inappropriate, and pathetic. I squirmed. There was a lot about the film that was incoherent and wrong, but that moment stood out above the rest.
I had actually never seen Miss Congeniality before. A.O. Scott of the New York Times called it "happily, deliberately second-rate, as if its ideal audience consisted of weary airline passengers," and I must say that's a correct assessment. When you're in a fluorescent-lit cinderblock holding tank of bored and restless fellow citizens, already done with your mystery novel and denied access to a smartphone, Sandra Bullock's silly beauty pageant story is, at least, diverting.
But, my god, is that film offensive. I cannot even call the characters cliches-- they're strawmen, parading around to teach us all some Lessons, though damned if I can tell what those Lessons actually are. I think there was something in there about not being a truly liberated woman without the assistance of hair gel, stiletto heels, and a binge'n'purge sisterhood pizza party. No thanks. I'll stick to "equal pay for equal work" and "equal protection under the law" and that sort of thing.
I think the worst moment was when one of the rejected beauty contestants-- Miss New York?-- leapt up on stage and proclaimed herself a lesbian, with a shout-out to her girlfriend in the audience and to all the lesbian girls watching, with the message that they too could "make it." It was a horrible moment, because the way it was staged gave me impression that the audience, along with the onscreen camera crew, was supposed to find this public outing revolting, inappropriate, and pathetic. I squirmed. There was a lot about the film that was incoherent and wrong, but that moment stood out above the rest.
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Date: 2011-10-27 07:55 pm (UTC)The second (and last) time I saw it was on TV, and I was beyond unimpressed. I really like Sandra Bullock but that film was stupid. I never did like the "transformation" type films (this includes Cinderella, though at least Cinderella isn't that she has to dress up to be pretty). I can't stand the thought that they're sending a message to women that you have to be stylish and take extremely good care of yourself to be attractive. Like, sorry, but purposefully making the actress look scruffy didn't work. Go find an average-looking actress or something, ffs.
^But the media in general irritates me. There are a lot of films I've found offensive to varying degrees that other people just praise forever. And I'm like. WHY.
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Date: 2011-10-27 08:13 pm (UTC)Pity they didn't show Jurassic Park; I've always been fond of it. :P
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Date: 2011-10-27 08:25 pm (UTC)Beyond that-- more like, no matter what else you aspire to do with your life/career, you are not complete as a person unless you are stylish and well-kept and properly trained in how to express your "estrogen." And you won't get a man until you learn it, honey-- and if you don't have a man, you're not a woman.
Again, no thanks.
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