Another Meme / Crack Idea for Remake

This one has some good questions. Stolen from kyusil .

If you give me a character I will say:

* Why I like them
* Why I don't.
* Favorite episode/scene
* Favorite outfit
*OTP
*Non-romantic OTP
*Headcanon
*Unpopular opinion
*A wish for them
* An oh-god-please-don't-ever-happen-for-them
* 5 words to best describe them
* A nickname for them

FE only this time, because my "headcanon" for GW, BSSM, and the like isn't really developed enough to be worth talking about.

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( Crack idea for an FE4 remake in light of FE13 )