Yuck

 Yeah.  

Have been out of commission with the flu-- no, not "stomach flu," actual influenza.  Spent most of yesterday in the fetal position with my phone clutched to my chest because people from work kept calling.  Actually got up and showered and got dressed today, but I can't sit up long enough to drive anywhere and I'm starting to feel really whacked from not, uh, eating.

BBL... need to acquire some food.

Oh, yes.  Had a bizarre Raven/Priscilla dream Sunday night, when I was probably at my sickest.  Do.  Not.  Want.

The (Not So) Secret to Ephraim's Appeal

This is totally the fault of xirysa  and rethira , and I can barely type but WTH.

So.  Ephraim.  

( Cut for drooling )

ETA: Thanks to this post, Google Ads is now taunting me with ads for "Cheap Ephraim Motels."  Yeah, somehow I doubt I'll find what I'm into by going there, guys.