+1 on new-agey / spiritualist l'arachel: I think if she did the Christianity thing, she would get confused or annoyed when some of the older / more conservative members of the congregation looked down her nose at her (dressing to wildly/gaudily, or having really loud opinions about the Book of Thomas and all that)

...though she could run her own bible study. oh my, and what a bible study it would be.

...actually, the actual religion here probably doesn't matter so much, so long as she's getting to call the shots and play fast-and-loose with the facts

/shutsupbecausecarestoomuchaboutl'arachel